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    Talking El hilo de cualquier otra cosa

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    clientsfromhell.net

    Estreno este hilo para recomendarles un blog, es http://clientsfromhell.net y pues lo que publica son puras frases dichas por clientes de diseñadores gráficos y desarrolladores web, la mayoría de ellas chistosas. Aquí algunos ejemplos:

    [I was contracted to do the design of a brochure of which, I was told, there would be 5000 copies.]
    Client: “The art on the brochure is being cut off around all sides, and a big white border is surrounding the whole piece. I am surprised you let this happen, fix immediately.”
    Me: “I was told that your print vendor can handle full bleed. Can you give me their phone number so that I can talk to them about specs?”
    Client: “Phone number? My printer doesn’t have a phone number, it is just sitting on my desk. It’s a Cannon All-in-one, if that helps.”
    [I’m not a designer but the attorney hired by a designer. I’m informing the client over the phone that he’s being sued for not paying the amount specified.]
    Me: “Good afternoon, my name is [xxx], representing [designer] and [company]. We’re calling about payment that has not yet been received for a project which you agreed to pay for.”
    Client: “What?! Who’s suing me?! Who is this?”
    Me: “As I said, my name is [xxx], representing [designer] and [company]. You have X,XXX.XX that was supposed to be paid several months ago, as agreed upon by a contract with my clients.”
    Client: “Are you suing me for a website? You’re not making any damn sense!”
    Me: “You owe someone a fair deal of money and you’ve made it very clear that you have no intention of paying. I have several emails from your email address responding to my clients with messages such as “sayonara, suckers” and I am calling to see if you’d like to pay your fees now, or if we need to bring this into a courtroom, which I’m sure we’re all looking to avoid.”
    Client: “I don’t know who this is or what the hell you want from me but listen up: fooling someone to make you a website isn’t a crime!”
    Me: “You’re actually looking at some large fines and — should this be considered a felony — jail time.”
    Client: “You’re a damn lawyer, you should know websites aren’t real. A website isn’t a thing, you can’t steal it! [designer] can still look at it, it’s still kinda his!”
    [Within three days time, the designer received a check with the amount listed and an additional $20.00 “for your asshole lawyer boyfriend.” The designer had to resist framing the check for the novelty.]
    A potential client e-mailed me some documents related to his project. I told him that I would not be able to take on his project at this time.
    Client: “Then you need to e-mail me back the documents. They have trade secrets in them.”
    Me: “Your privacy is important to me, I’ll make sure to delete them from my hard drive.”
    Client: “No. Send them back so that I can make sure that you don’t have them anymore.”
    So, I e-mailed them back to him and he was satisfied.

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    Foros con fotos de edificios de todo el mundo

    Nadamas para compartirles este foro que tiene un chorro de fotos de lugares de Monterrey y de todo el mundo:
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